Kimmel Torches Trump and Musk in Fiery Monologue Linking Them to Epstein Scandal

Jimmy Kimmel Slams Trump and Musk in Scathing Monologue: Predicts One Will “End Up in a Cell With Diddy”

Jimmy Kimmel didn't hold back during a fiery monologue targeting both Donald Trump and Elon Musk, after Musk bizarrely claimed Trump was listed in the Jeffrey Epstein files. Kimmel took the opportunity to mock the MAGA duo’s unraveling relationship and hinted at darker consequences for both.

“This is how you pour salt in the wound,” Kimmel grinned. “Elon Musk completely lost it. He tweeted—let’s put it on the screen—‘Time to drop the really big bomb. Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they’ve not been made public.’ I’ve been waiting for this day—and somehow, it’s even better than I imagined.”

Kimmel didn’t stop there. “That’s a serious accusation. What does Elon know? What kind of proof is he talking about—besides this and this,” he said, flashing images of Trump palling around with Epstein. “If it’s not true, Musk could be facing a zillion-dollar lawsuit.”

Then, turning his sights on MAGA world spin, Kimmel roasted Newsmax host Carl Higbie for floating a laughable conspiracy that Trump and Musk were actually collaborating in some strategic “4D chess” maneuver.

“These guys are so dumb they assume every other dumb guy is secretly a genius,” Kimmel cracked. “Remember when Elon tweeted, ‘I love Donald Trump as much as a straight man can love another man’? They were inseparable. Like Woke-back Mountain. Now? The knives are out.”

“You’ve got one MAGA darling accusing the other of hiding Epstein files because he’s in them,” Kimmel continued. “What’s next? Who knows. But my guess? One of them’s ending up in a cell—with Diddy.”

Kimmel also took earlier jabs at Musk this week, mocking reports that the billionaire was “butthurt” about being sidelined from Trump’s inner circle.

“And yes—that word came straight from the bill’s language,” Kimmel said. “Usually, when Elon’s butt hurts, it’s from trying to sneak a pharmacy through White House security. But this time, it’s political.”